I love selfies. I like sending people snapchats of my huge face. However, there are some kinds of selfie that I do not take, and would like my lady friends to stop sending me:
1. The 'I don't know I am being photographed so I am not looking at the camera'
It is a SELFIE. Nine times out of ten, I can SEE your arm, and know that it is wielding a camera phone. Also it is actually really hard not to look at the camera, as I have just discovered, so I really don't know why you make the effort.
2. The duck/trout pout
How is this sexy? Or can I just not pull it off?
2. The no make up selfie
Maybe you can fool the boys, but I can see your eyeliner. Know your audience.
Now go forth, and stop sending me cringey photos of yourself.
