Friday, 31 August 2012

Asparagus

Does anyone like asparagus? I was thinking about it, and I don't see how anyone can. It's weird, and apparently it makes your pee smell funny. I don't like it at all. It reminds me of this tv show, where these leeks had faces and it was really creepy. I don't mind leeks though. The leeks with faces didn't look like leeks; they looked like asparagus.

Even the name asparagus sounds bad. Like abacus, but green and non-educational. I don't like it at all.

On second thoughts, I'm not sure there actually was a tv show with scary talking leeks, I think it was maybe a dream I had. Regardless, I do not like asparagus.

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