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Deactivated Facebook to get a bit of a break from social media, but now have found so many things I would write statuses about that I must update my blog.

Firstly, the vo5 shampoo adverts. Why am I watching girls with bad hair, singing badly? It does not make me want to purchase vo5 shampoo. It seems to be more of a warning than an advert.

Secondly, I have a concussion and am annoyed about this. Having forgotten I whacked my head on the sink yesterday morning, I saw my doctor today explaining that I'd randomly been crying, felt light headed and dizzy, was nauseous, had a headache and that my arms felt really, really weird. She did reflex tests on my arm in concern, and must have thought I was proper mental. She asked me if I had taken anything illegal...I must've looked like Will on the Inbetweeners. She then noticed a bumpy bruise on my head and asked me what I had done, and concluded that I had a concussion. I feel the same as I did last time I had a concussion, so am mega embarrassed for not realising that this was he problem.

Thirdly, I think we need to introduce specific times for the insanely fit people to use the gym, because they are irritating and smug. I think they need to be relegated to the lunchtime slot, when us sensible people are actually eating (something they don't do anyway so it's fine).

Fourthly, amazon need to get more books on kindle because I don't like waiting for my books to be delivered in the post.

That is all.

For now.