David Kirsch detox day one

Detox kit comprises:

Sachets full of powder. No food in sight. Hm.

First thing in the morning you have a grape flavoured detox sachet. This is fine. Grapey.

Then you have a vanilla milkshake.

Not fine.

I think I must have mixed it wrong, as reviewers say it is chalky and flavourless, but I found it was like drinking cake mix.

I didn't mix the super green blend in as the instructions say, as reviewers say not to do this. I am drinking it now mixed with water and the only way to describe it is that I am drinking green.

It's very green and tastes of green mixed with a hint of something sweet. Not sure 'berry' is accurate, Mr Kirsch.

At lunch you are supposed to have a salad with chicken or fish, sprinkled with lemon juice. Well I ate out today and it wasn't on the menu so I had soup and bread, meaning I've cheated already.

And I'm about to eat a creme egg.

To conclude, I don't think I'm very good at detoxing.