Day two on the cruise...nothing much to report, except that the boat does rock about a bit, so I know I am on water. Walking on water, as it were. Like Jesus, except ever so slightly less religious.
The one thing I am struggling to cope with is my cabin...the stewards come in twice a day, and they TIDY it. They tidy away my shoes and my penknife!!! It's like having an over active mother. My room is so organised that I don't like it, it's made me away of my minor messiness, and my (self-diagnosed) OCD is now in overdrive.
In other news, the bikini is ON.
If you hear reports of an innocent girl being harpooned/thrown overboard for being too fat to sail/shot for being a water buffalo, that'll be ME.
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