God I need to lose weight. I keep eating mozzarella cheese on raw mushrooms, and I think it's beginning to reach my chin.
I did a juice cleanse detox thing (cheated every single day with some form of carbohydrate snack) but instead of feeling resolved towards a healthier life style, I felt that if I didn't eat a packet of crisps, I'd DIE.
Told myself I wasn't allowed chocolate until I wrote 2000 words, thinking I could guilt myself into behaving, but honestly, I've never typed so fast in my life. Good for Uni work, bad for diet.
Now watching 'my mad fat diary', and aside from her nymphomaniac tendencies (well, compared to my prudish ways), I can't help thinking it's me...
This is exactly why I'm not a celebrity.
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