Today our fashion lession is on capes, and the ways in which you can wear them. My cape is pink and says 'zzzzoooooooommmm' on it. I think the best way to wear a cape is as a superhero, because I think it cheers sad people up to see superheroes:
However, as they say, there is more than one way to swing a nun, and so I shall show you my favourite cape looks.
1. The weird dress
This is not my favourite look because I do not look as though I am about to save the world. I also think I look as though I am wearing a basketball vest that is too big for me.
2. The top
This style of top makes you look pregnant, so it is great for making unethical men leave you alone.
3. The shawl
This is my favourite look, because even though I do not look as though I have murdered any villains, it does look quite classy, and I managed to arrange it so you can see the 'zzzzooooooommmm' across my back.
4. The sarong
Fab for wearing on the beach, this cape can create an elegant bikini cover up. Naturally I am styling it with clothes, because I am not a flasher.
5. The hat
I told you, fashion means hats. Always accessories your head. Here I have gone for a cross between a turban and a flat cap look. I get a lot of attention when I am rocking this look.
6. The pink ghost
Wooooooo!!!! Perfect for scaring badly-dressed children on Halloween.
Now, go forth, and try these looks out with your capes (I know you all own a cape, because none of my readers are fashion-redundant). And remember:
There is no such thing as too much.
Kiss kiss!
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