Addressing some vicious rumours...

Now that I have returned from my annual holiday to St Bartes, I am saddened to say that I must address some vicious rumours that have been circulating.

I am talking, of course, about the rumours that I wear crocs.

Bitches be gossiping about me.

I most certainly do not wear crocs, and have not been so offended since 2011 where it was implied that I had been involved with a man who only had one eyebrow.  Or, actually, while we are at it, since 2012 where I was asked to be part of a 'nude calendar', one which I know for a fact sells at half price less than two months after its annual release.  If I were to partake in a 'nude calendar', it would not be a half price 'nude calendar'.  The sheer nerve of that suggestion.

This current slander and libel appears to have derived from the fact that in 2007 I owned a pair of crocs.  I would like to point out that in 2007 crocs were in fashion.  Much like Christmas jumpers, they had their fashion hayday, and I was happy to explore their fashion potential.  Interestingly, crocs only became unfashionable after I stopped wearing them, so read into that what you will.

I will have lots of amazing fashion tips for you to keep you chic in 2014 - for now, ta-ra, and remember:

Kiss kiss!