Local fashion heroes - the man who invented felfies

As a Christmas special, I am going to introduce you to another local fashion hero, Stig.  Stig has been featured in several issues of Vogue, and is best known for his adherance to the water and watermelon diet.

In 1958, before he was even born, Stig coined the term 'felfie': the fashion selfie.  Only fashionable people can take felfies; a lot of you will only ever be capable of the more common selfie.  I take lots of felfies, as you have seen in my previous flog entries.

So, what can we learn from Stig's most recent felfie?  As expected, Christmas jumpers are so in right now, and can be expected to remain in fashion until mid January, at which point they will be replaced by rabbit ears.

Stig's jumper is accessorised with a Christmas tree which he has attached to his back, and a strategically positioned fireplace.  For this, Stig is awarded 10/10.

You can see Stig in the next Anchorman film:

In which he stars alongside my grandmother:

Stay classy, blog readers (unless you are reading this wearing polka dots, in which case there is no hope for you.)

Kiss kiss!