I do not understand why the term 'cat lady' is seen as negative. Firstly, cats are quite nice. They purr, do not make you take them for walks, and do funny things, such as chasing string. Furthermore, seeing as a lot of men are utter pillocks, it seems understandable that a woman would refuse to settle for one of these aforementioned pillocks and instead settle calmly with a happy cat (or five).
I would not actually want more than three cats, as I think they'd begin to get under my feet. And they'd outnumber me, and after seeing that milk advert where a gang of cats with thumbs are at a man's door, I think I will amend my cat owning goals to just one cat. That way I am at least equally matched if there was ever to be some form of disagreement.
Last night I had a really weird dream thing, where I woke up and was really cold, but I couldn't move to get up and put the heating on. I was STUCK. At first I thought I was frozen, but then realised I was experiencing that dream thing where you are asleep but conscious. It was horrible :(
At least if I had a cat I would have had a furry friend to complain to about it when I woke up. Instead I had to go on with my life as if nothing happened.
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