Wednesday, 25 April 2012

sea monkeys

Today I was watching my sea monkeys swimming about (and having sex with each other), and I realised how sea monkeys are similar to everything else.

- You can have a lot of things, but if you don't look after each individual thing well, you will lose some; baby sea monkeys often don't survive :(

- You can be annoyed at things, but it won't change anything; my sea monkeys will not stop shagging despite the fact that I have told them not to

and finally:

- Jeremy Kyle never fixes anything; my sea monkeys do not know who their fathers are


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