1. Do not be late. No woman wants to be lurking outside a pub/restaurant like a prostitute. In addition, we do not want to sit inside to wait for you as we have being-stood-up phobia.
2. Shave. You may think that your stubble is manly, but in fact you look like a homeless person and for us girls, it is like kissing a cheese grater.
3. Don't ask us to make you sandwiches. Ever.
4. If you comment on our weight, you might as well walk away and leave us to foot the bill. You'll pay for that jibe either way.
5. Don't date other girls at the same time as us. It is likely that we will just befriend them and bitch about you.
6. Don't argue: it just won't end well. Generally, us girls try to be tolerant and amiable, to give you a fighting chance.
7. Never say that we are being hormonal, even if we are being hormonal. In fact, if we are hormonal there is all the more reason not to comment on it, as the likelihood of us punching you will be increased.
8. Floss your teeth. No one wants to know what you had for lunch...yesterday.
9. Don't be paranoid, you know we are watching your every move and judging you.
10. Don't try coming into our flat at the end of the first date; we don't know you well and with that stubble we are concerned that you will steal our belongings for drugs money.
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