excited

I am excited because it's February.  Here is what one is looking forward to:

1. Valentines Day.  An excellent excuse to eat pizza and quaff prosecco. And steal someone elses flowers to feel like an extra special cat burglar.

2.  fitbit being delivered.  I am rubbish with gadgets, but this is a pedometer and sleep monitor, so if all it requires me to do is walk and sleep, I should be fine.

3.  Champagne tasting evening. This leads to discounts on champagne, which are always welcome, and it is always fun pretending to 'taste' booze when really you're finding it increasingly difficult to stand upright, and have hidden bread sticks in your handbag.

4. Weekend in the south but still north at the battleship championships.  Wonderful opportunity to watch good battleships and drink.

5. forty hundredth attempt at properly doing a juice detox.  Of course I'll cheat, but at least I'll have heaps of vitamins in addition to the chips.

6.  MARCH. March is sooooo much better than February.  aaaiiieeeee!!!!

OMG I forgot pancake day.  I'm losing my touch.  This is a very important day where we remember Jesus not eating and fasting by eating as many pancakes as possible.  The day after is Ash Wednesday, where we remember Jesus's friends setting fire to palm trees or something. 

You'd never know I went to a Catholic school.