Going on Dragons Den

I've had an amazing idea for a product. So here is my pitch, and if any of you fancy making it and sharing profit with me, get in touch!

1. What is the one thing in your life that reeeeeally annoys you, wont listen to reason, and you can't throw because it'll break?

That's right - laptops and computers.

These are one of the most helpful yet irritating inventions known to man. They lose your work, go to sleep at inconvenient times, and are slow when you want them to be quick. How do we vent our frustration? We shout and curse. Do we feel better? No, because the computer does not realise.

2. The solution: punishment for pcs. An item where you can smack the hell out of your pc without damaging it. Perhaps a hitting stick with feathers on the end (feathers don't break things). If we could attach a response to the pc where on being belted it says 'sorry, I will try to do better' this would also be good.

It also needs a nice SLAP sound.