Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Local fashion heroes

I have decided that once a week, or month, or when I can be bothered, I shall do a fashion feature on local talent.

Today we have Saul, who kindly gave me permission to share one of his everyday looks:


As you can see, Saul has a good supply of hats, which as my previous entry tells you, is crucial to be able to disguise oneself adequately.  Saul also has a plastic basket, which I am sure he will lend you less-hatted individuals.

The parasol may seem unnecessary as the hat would keep the rain off Saul's excellent hair, but it is important to accessorise.  This is what Saul wears to go to the local library, to take out books on machine guns and farming.

The corset, although not doing much for Saul's lack of bosom, apparently made his ass look 'fine'.  This is a good thing.

Overall, I rate this look 9/10, because the pose looks a little more 'let's play hopscotch' than 'couture'.  Additionally, Saul clearly needs some of those glasses with the special shade flippy bits:



This looks totally normal, and Made in Chelsea's Spencer does not look at all like a bellend.

Oo ooo ooo

(Still contagious)

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