The art of disguise

So, I currently have mumps which means I am in a kind of quarantine for a few days.  I look like I have either gained a lot of weight or morphed into a hamster.

But never fear, I am always prepared, and here is a flog (fashion blog, please keep up with in-trend terminology) I made earlier.

How to go out and not be recognised:

I have been trying to think of subtle disguises, that famous people could use.  Obviously they always wear sunlglasses, and possibly also fake moustaches, but I think that they are missing something:

A hat.

Noone would recognise me if I went out like this, and it is the hat that ensures that nobody knows it's me.  The hat says 'Madeira' which adds confusion, as people see a girl in this hat and think 'oh, she is from Madeira.'  You could also use a hat that names a different location.

If you do not have a hat, and do not want to go hat shopping, I offer an alternative solution:

Basket.

Et voila.

Hope nobody else has mumps!

Oo oo oooo

(No kiss kiss as it spreads mumps)