Make up chic

Yesterday I had the privilege of working with one of the world's top make up artists, Kelza Woo.  

Note how she is wearing a hat (clearly she has been reading my flog), and fab Chanel trousers and a chic top. Anyone who says she has just nicked her boyfriend's pijamas needs to read Vogue once in a while.

She came out with several classic gems of wisdom such as: 

'each eye is an individual and should be treated as such'

'why just backcomb your hair when you have eyebrows that also need volume?'.  

'I think that eyes are very lateral.'

I am sure I will hold onto these for the rest of my life.  

We decided to focus on an everyday look, suitable for work, or occasions where you aren't really supposed to wear make up.

One eye.

One eye.

Two eyes.

As you can see, I have two eyes, which is the perfect amount of eyes, and each eye has a different look; glitterati and tropical beach.  You will also notice that I look a different colour in each photo - this is because we experimented with different light effects to show you the full colour spectrum of this make up art, and not because we couldn't figure out how to use the camera properly.

To get this look, grab whatever eye shadows you have and shove it all on and hope for the best.  Then use eyeliner.

Kids - do try this at school.

My next make up look will be on how to minimise your nose.  Next up - the fabulous Stig and his 'felfies'.

Kiss kiss!

(I have dropped the oo oo ooo as people were not taking it seriously.)