the hierarchy of Lisa's World - UPDATED

In life, there are always hierarchy's, and after recently hearing about a drunken row on the topic of social status, I am typing up the official guide to rank:

Queen of everything
Ninjas
Farm girl and farm boy
Teacher in the school
Renters
Pupils in the school
Fagin
Peasants
Nancy the prostitute
Prostitutes
Corpses (otherwise called lazy prostitutes)
Scarecrows
Mud

Currently I am watching Jeremy Kyle, which just shows how much I do not want to do my uni work.

I updated this, and am not still watching Jeremy Kyle.  I am eating a birthday cupcake.