Goldilocks had a spatial awareness problem. Who the hell has to try sitting on three chairs if significantly different sizes to realise which one fits their arse?
And who breaks into someone's house and sleeps in their bed?!
The more I think about it, the more I come to realise that this chick was batcrazy.
Sunday 30 December 2012
Tuesday 18 December 2012
Gossip Girl
Not watched the final yet, but does anyone else think the character names are a wee bit rude?
Blair and Serena get called B and S...BS...yup.
Chuck Bass...Bass...tard.
That's actually all I've got.
Blair and Serena get called B and S...BS...yup.
Chuck Bass...Bass...tard.
That's actually all I've got.
Friday 7 December 2012
Scamming
Have you been in an accident?
Were you not looking where you were going, and walked into a lamppost?
Did you slip and fall on a floor because you were wearing stupidly high heels?
Does a sore thumb lead you to take a year off work?
Do you want to sue that floor, and take down that lamppost?
Call any dodgy looking company who advertise on tv and use text speak (injury lawyers 4 u...seriously?) and ruin someone else's life by gaining money for a mild injury.
What office worker (with a badly cut fringe) needs a month off work for a damaged knee?
I just don't think it's right to sue for every accident and claim money for distress etc. I was in an accident and I was upset... Okay, £3000 will ease the pain and suffering.
This is the UK. The nhs will look after our pain and suffering for free. It is not like we have to pay to get our broken bones healed. And maybe I'm wrong, but when the people in these adverts say they've had a month off work for a broken hand (unless their work involves manual labour, i.e. builder, dentist...) I think it's skiving. I had to go to school with broken ribs, and they totally make breathing difficult. But then I am a trooper.
To conclude, go forth and don't sue people unless it's absolutely necessary. And find a lawyer who looks half f decent; for these adverts they seem to find the most dishonest looking people in existence; would you honestly trust that grey haired guy with the foot long gap between his eyebrows?
I didn't think so.
This has got me thinking about how I am a shallow person as I judge by appearance...physiognomy is still at large.
Back to Uni work I go.
Were you not looking where you were going, and walked into a lamppost?
Did you slip and fall on a floor because you were wearing stupidly high heels?
Does a sore thumb lead you to take a year off work?
Do you want to sue that floor, and take down that lamppost?
Call any dodgy looking company who advertise on tv and use text speak (injury lawyers 4 u...seriously?) and ruin someone else's life by gaining money for a mild injury.
What office worker (with a badly cut fringe) needs a month off work for a damaged knee?
I just don't think it's right to sue for every accident and claim money for distress etc. I was in an accident and I was upset... Okay, £3000 will ease the pain and suffering.
This is the UK. The nhs will look after our pain and suffering for free. It is not like we have to pay to get our broken bones healed. And maybe I'm wrong, but when the people in these adverts say they've had a month off work for a broken hand (unless their work involves manual labour, i.e. builder, dentist...) I think it's skiving. I had to go to school with broken ribs, and they totally make breathing difficult. But then I am a trooper.
To conclude, go forth and don't sue people unless it's absolutely necessary. And find a lawyer who looks half f decent; for these adverts they seem to find the most dishonest looking people in existence; would you honestly trust that grey haired guy with the foot long gap between his eyebrows?
I didn't think so.
This has got me thinking about how I am a shallow person as I judge by appearance...physiognomy is still at large.
Back to Uni work I go.
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