The Bus Journey

From my archives (yes I do have archives):

- On a bus.

- Bus was good until a man sat in front of me and started fidgeting.  Tattoos, lots of sandwiches, a banana, and not wearing his seatbelt. 

- He is also wearing a chain neckace, and after listening in on his phone conversation, I have discovered that he is going to Glasgow and has a lady partner.

- Him.

- Selfie with the bus man:

 

- Bus man has chocolate. Can't see what kind, but I can sense that there is chocolate in the vicinity, and he seems the type to have something good like a snickers bar.

- He just looked directly at me.

- No one else on this bus has noticed bus man.

 

- Why are men on buses so weird?  A man just got onto my bus with a clear plastic bag filled with laundry, and the bag does not even have handles.  Sort it out, boys.

- Think bus man is asleep.  Trying to take a better selfie.

- Bus man was not asleep and caught me trying to take a selfie with him.  I put on a weird accent, and said I wanted a photo of mysef on a bus.  So he has taken a really bad photo of me on a bus:

 

- Changed buses, and so bus man and I have parted ways.  I am now on the luminous disco  bus sitting next to Mrs Chanel:

 

 

 

- Ugh am surrounded by the false hip 'n' lipstick bridgade.

 

- Too much perfume.  Too.  Much.  Perfume.

 

- MADE IT HOME.  Disembarked bus, and I now smell like Mrs Chanel.

 



The Comedy of Errors

The Comedy of Errors was a production we had been planning for ages, and was not at all the result of too many bananas being ordered in an online shop.

Thank you to sainsburys for making this production possible.

Banana bread recipe:

4oz coconut oil

4oz coconut sugar (or brown, or any)

4oz maple syrup

2 eggs (beaten before added in)

8oz self-raising flour (or use plain with 3 level teaspoons baking powder)

1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

2 big bananas

Squeeze of lemon juice

1. Preheat over to 180C/350F.  Grease & line tin (I used a brownie one, you can also use a bread tin). 

2. Beat coconut oil, sugar and maple syrup in a bowl. Then beat in eggs, gradually.

3. Fold in flour and cinnamon.

4. Peel & mash bananas. Fold into the mixture.

5. Put in tin and cook for about an hour, or until risen and firm to touch.

6. Cool and eat.

Titus Andronicus

The Tempest

This production came out of a request for Shakes-pear productions to cast a pineapple as Caliban.  We believe in equal employment for all, and here is the result:

King John

Our production of King John using a cast of papayas came out a request from an amazeballs lecturer.  Papaya are good to work with, and do not bruise easily, unlike bananas, making Arthur's death scene easier to produce.  

Curtain.

Made in Chelsea recap 2

Another Made in Chelsea recap, told through fruit and some eggs.  The last...until maybe the New York spin off.  Maybs.

                               

...these people are nuts, so if I ever blog about them again, I will be representing them through brazils, hazelnuts, almonds, etc.