On twitter I follow a lot of healthy tweeters - recipes, pictures of fruit, that sort of thing. But a lot of them have been retweeting some intense weight loss products - diet pills, diet teas, fat burners...and they all show the following kind of image:
The image can be a man or a woman, and they are super slim (bit unlike me, soz) and they hold out their jeans to indicate their weight loss. Which really annoys me, because the people in the pictures are clearly wearing trousers that are a billion sizes too big, which does not show that a magic product made them lose weight. It shows that the person in the picture:
a) is crap at buying trousers that fit
b) has a weird nostalgiafor trousers that are now too big for them (HOARDERS)
c) stole a fat person's trousers
d) sat on their ass for 2 days and stretched their trousers out (like moi)
e) wears maternity trousers and jeggings
Basically, I hate all adverts, unless they are selling chocolate,because chocolate is always good and makes no false claims.
PS - I have lost, like, a pound since this picture was taken, so I probably look mega skinny now.
